tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33218373.post1405399142364341878..comments2023-09-01T09:05:27.990-05:00Comments on The Moon Topples: The seventhThe Moon Toppleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12717446064777879248noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33218373.post-45799130472168263902006-11-17T10:47:00.000-06:002006-11-17T10:47:00.000-06:00Tiny Olive: Um, yeah. You're not in. I think it wa...Tiny Olive: Um, yeah. You're not in. I think it was the part where you say you'll betray us that ultimately made up my mind. We'll try to leave you some Christmas, though, since it's so important to you. <br /><br />"A bullet meant for Christmas?" We're thieves, not killers. We only have two flashlights. Where on Earth would we find a gun?<br /><br />Still, it might be nice to have someone yelling "Stop feeding Christmas!" at you every now and then.The Moon Toppleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12717446064777879248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33218373.post-29768924547428583412006-11-17T10:30:00.000-06:002006-11-17T10:30:00.000-06:00I've been mistaken for Latino and half-Asian, does...I've been mistaken for Latino and half-Asian, does that count? The Rock is half-black and half-Samoan, but looks 100% Samoan, so I guess I could pass as half-black too.<br /><br />Although, I have to tell you, I would probably be the soft-hearted burgular in the group. You know, the one that goes along with the heist just to see that Christmas isn't harmed in the process? Kind of like the kidnapper in that Ransom movie that keeps feeding the hostage kid.<br /><br />And ultimately, I would probably have a change of heart and betray my cohorts. Tragically, I would be killed taking a bullet meant for Christmas.<br /><br />Yeah, so maybe I shouldn't be in. It's such a tough decision… I wish I lived in Britain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33218373.post-56089271680137664902006-11-17T10:09:00.000-06:002006-11-17T10:09:00.000-06:00Eljay: assuming we don't find someone more "divers...Eljay: assuming we don't find someone more "diverse" by the end of the weekend, you're in. Bring both of your flashlights.<br /><br />Julia: I'm not sure if you mean elves or children, but either way you have a point. Rest assured that we have plans for the fat man.The Moon Toppleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12717446064777879248noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33218373.post-58291350249001975292006-11-17T08:06:00.000-06:002006-11-17T08:06:00.000-06:00I believe Santa does overt equal opps by positivel...I believe Santa does overt equal opps by positively discriminating in favour of 'little people'.Julia Buckleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05979321535612745986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33218373.post-78758354710054133862006-11-17T07:31:00.000-06:002006-11-17T07:31:00.000-06:00OK, against my better judgement...I'm in. I don't...OK, against my better judgement...I'm in. I don't fit the ethnicity requirement, but by your own assessment, I am old and handicapped, and I own two flashlights. If you add in the fact that I wield a wicked cane in the shape of a gnarled tree branch, I think that qualifies me to be the muscle of this gang. I am assuming we split the spoils of this heist, which then gives me the Xmas of my dreams.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com