Given the loathing I feel for most Xmas music, a couple of years ago I decided to see if I could put together an hour or so of seasonally appropriate music to which I could actually listen without feeling my skin falling off and my spine fusing together. Each year, I have tweaked the list a little. Here's this year's collection:
01. Winter Wonderland - Phantom Planet
I'm not a big fan of these guys, but they do a great job delivering this tune.
02. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen - Barenaked Ladies and Sarah McLachlan
Again, not people I normally find myself listening to. But their take on this song is just plain fun.
03. Silent Night - Johnny Cash
No explanation required.
04. I Hate Christmas - Oscar the Grouch
(Who needs that big red noise?)
05. Frosty the Snowman - Fiona Apple
06. White Christmas - The Drifters
07. Christmastime - Michael Penn and Aimee Mann
(Probably on here more out of love for Mr. Penn. Still quite listenable, though.)
08. Thanks for Christmas - XTC
(This is one of the few on here I tend to hear at malls, but it remains a great holiday song.)
09. Five Christmas Wishes - Steve Martin
(From an old Saturday Night Live monologue.)
10. ¿Donde Esta Santa Claus? - Guster
(Great version of a great song.)
11. Up On The House Top - The Jackson Five
12. Go Power at Christmas Time - James Brown
(The "Hardest Working Man in Show-biz" delivers another of his weird stream-of-consciousness songs. He's mostly talking to his band. Seems only marginally related to Xmas, but then so am I.)
13. Santa's Beard - They Might Be Giants
14. Deck the Halls - Jackie Wilson
15. Make Someone Happy - Seal
16. It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Martina Sorbara
(Very dark, lovely version which appears to be sarcastic. Still beautiful.)
17. The Christmas Song - The Raveonettes
(The melancholy emo section continues.)
18. The Little Drummer Boy - Ringo Starr
(Weird that on an album that includes two Sesame Street songs, one from South Park and other miscellany, this is the one that feels most like a novelty song.)
19. Little Saint Nick - the Beach Boys
20. Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town - The Temptations
21. That's What Christmas Means to Me - Stevie Wonder
(The overrepresentation of Motown continues. Assuming it is possible to overrepresent Motown.)
22. Father Christmas - the Kinks
23. Pretty Paper - Roy Orbison
24. Hallelujah - Rufus Wainwright
(This Leonard Cohen song is all over television these days, usually the Jeff Buckley version that leaves me a bit cold. I prefer this one, or the one by John Cale.)
25. (All I Want for Christmas Is) My Two Front Teeth - The Count
(Oh, sure. The vampire wants his teeth only so he can wish you Merry Christmas.)
26. Jew on Christmas - Kyle from South Park
(Beat out "Merry Fuckin' Christmas" by a slim margin.)
27. You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch - Boris Karloff
28. Merry Christmas, Baby (I Don't Want to Fight Tonight) - The Ramones
29. Happy Xmas (War is Over) - John Lennon
(I couldn't have left this one off.)
Honorable mention: The Heat Miser, Christmas Song - Ray Charles, The First Noel - Emmylou Harris, Christmas Song - Weezer, that one by the Waitresses whose name escapes me, Sleigh Ride - The Ronettes, and probably enough other material to make a second disc next year.
Fits on a cd, too!
Feel free to leave a shout-out to your favorite omitted song in the comments.