The Moon Topples One Hundredth Post Extravaganza!

Jeez. The one-hundredth post. A milestone, I suppose.

I should make sure to post something special for the 100th. Maybe some sort of grand comment on our times.

If you think about it, I now have twice as many posts as there are ways to leave your lover. Unless there are new ways they've invented since the early 70s.

I guess I never thought I would make it to 100 posts without getting bored of the whole blog thing and moving on to something else. I suppose I still might: the blog is less than 3 months old.

OK, focus. It's gotta be big and impressive. Funny, but still thoughtful. Something about the colony structure of naked mole rats, used as a metaphor for Congress? A dissection of societal mores using the A-team and Frito-Lay ad campaigns? An in-depth look at the death of interpersonal kindness in America, which slowly grows more and more insulting to the reader?

Nah. Maybe just something funny. Hmmm. I can't do prop comedy on a blog. Maybe a string of puns? Me as an insult comic? Seven words you can't write in a blog? Crap. That's all been done already.

Maybe just something wherein I express my gratitude to my readers for sticking around through 100 posts. Or an explanation of the name of the blog. People might like that.

As long as I don't do some awkward meta piece, I'm sure it'll be fine.